End This Crap Immediately|

Are you sick of this garbage? Every godforsaken day it's the same pile of spam. Your inbox is a mess, and your patience is at its limit. We need do something about this. It's time to fight back!

• Report all spam emails you receive.
• Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
• Use a good spam filter.

Don't let these lowlifes win! Stand up the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can make it happen!

My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam

I despise getting spam. It's like an endless torrent spamming, fuck, fucker, fuckest of crap clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten worse. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to scream.

• These creeps
• never stop emailing me about
• things I don't want to see

I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and live off the grid

Go Away, and Your Annoying Spam

Are they seriously this ignorant to fall for this bullshit? I'm tired of seeing your pathetic attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.

• Stop spamming
• I hate your ads
• {Go away forever|Just go away

Take The Absolute Off Of Here With That Crap

You know what really pisses me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible spam in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these assholes think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.

• Pick up to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
• And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.

Spam: The Goddamn Worst Invention

Dude, seriously? E-mail Trash is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Invasion that just won't Quit. You Attempt to Maintain a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Creep trying to sell you something Stupid. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?

In All Seriousness, Have to. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't Quit. I know there are people who actually Use spam, but for everyone else? It's just a MajorSource ofFrustration.

I Can't Stand Another Damn Fcking Spam Email

My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me riches. It's enough to make me want to scream. I swear, if I see one more message for weight loss pills, I’m going to implode.

• {Seriously|Can't you guys just
• Get this crap outta my inbox!
• I need a break from technology.